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It's definitely time; to lose weight
Topic Started: May 14 2007, 01:10:04 AM (135 Views)
ohippy
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whoops, my bed just collapsed :blushing:
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ohippy
13th May, 2007 - 04:10pm
whoops, my bed just collapsed :blushing:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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ohippy
13th May, 2007 - 03:10pm
whoops, my bed just collapsed :blushing:

What were you up to?? :wink: :whistle:
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Snappy
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ohippy
14th May, 2007 - 01:10am
whoops, my bed just collapsed :blushing:

:lol: PMSL now that is funny :lol:
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Bridiej
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:lol:
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ohippy
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:blushing:
I'm not telling
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ohippy
14th May, 2007 - 10:01pm
:blushing:
I'm not telling


There's far too much jiggery pokery going on here without my permission :angry:
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ohippy
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sorry Bix :blushing: I didn't realise I needed permission to jump on the bed :lol:
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Did you say "jump" or "hump"?! :whistle:


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14th May, 2007 - 11:16pm

Did you say "jump" or "hump"?! :whistle:



No wonder the bed collapsed if she had a camel on it :whistle:
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Hmmm, never thought of that, maybe it was two humps?! :o


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or 4 humps if they were shagging as well :D
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ohippy
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:lol:

I'm not telling but the profiterole chocolate leftovers were involved :blushing:
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ohippy
15th May, 2007 - 03:59pm
:lol:

I'm not telling but the profiterole chocolate leftovers were involved :blushing:

whoa too much info heather :blushing:
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ohippy
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It's not my fault :blushing: it's an Ikea bed :P
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ohippy
15th May, 2007 - 05:59pm
:lol:

I'm not telling but the profiterole chocolate leftovers were involved :blushing:

Ewwww I was out and about selling Guide biscuits last night and a friend of mine said it was her fantasy to shag her man on a bed covered in the choc top cookies :blink:

Needless to say I did offer her husband to buy a bulk order of choc top cookies although ethically not too sure how that stands with the whole Girl Guide thing :lol:
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Snappy
15th May, 2007 - 08:23pm
ohippy
15th May, 2007 - 05:59pm
:lol:

I'm not telling but the profiterole chocolate leftovers were involved  :blushing:

Ewwww I was out and about selling Guide biscuits last night and a friend of mine said it was her fantasy to shag her man on a bed covered in the choc top cookies :blink:

Needless to say I did offer her husband to buy a bulk order of choc top cookies although ethically not too sure how that stands with the whole Girl Guide thing :lol:

OMG some people :lol:







there must be something better surely than choc chip cookies :wacko:
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The saying "it is better than sex" takes on a new meaning :lol:
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Snappy
15th May, 2007 - 08:26pm
The saying "it is better than sex" takes on a new meaning :lol:

:lol:




would she take a cuppa to bed with her too - for afters :whistle:
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You wouldn't have to wait too long for the chocolate to melt once it has been dipped would you :o :lol:
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Snappy
15th May, 2007 - 10:29pm
You wouldn't have to wait too long for the chocolate to melt once it has been dipped would you :o :lol:

Please explain, I'm not following you :wacko:
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15th May, 2007 - 10:30pm
Please explain, I'm not following you :wacko:

Dunking the chocolate biscuit in the tea of course :mah: :lol:
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15th May, 2007 - 10:33pm
Dunking the chocolate biscuit in the tea of course :mah: :lol:


Oh.
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:lol: Bix :kissed:
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ohippy
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I'd have thought cookies would be quite uncomfortable - you'd be finding crumbs for months !! ;)
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Snappy
15th May, 2007 - 12:23pm
ohippy
15th May, 2007 - 05:59pm
:lol:

I'm not telling but the profiterole chocolate leftovers were involved  :blushing:

Ewwww I was out and about selling Guide biscuits last night and a friend of mine said it was her fantasy to shag her man on a bed covered in the choc top cookies :blink:

Needless to say I did offer her husband to buy a bulk order of choc top cookies although ethically not too sure how that stands with the whole Girl Guide thing :lol:

Oh god nooooo - you know what crumbs are like for getting in those awkward crevices!! :wacko: I know you get extendable hoses on the hoover but sometimes they just don`t reach far enough!! :P
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gobbyjock
16th May, 2007 - 01:57am
Oh god nooooo - you know what crumbs are like for getting in those awkward crevices!! :wacko: I know you get extendable hoses on the hoover but sometimes they just don`t reach far enough!! :P

PSML :lol: :more:
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