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| Tweet Topic Started: May 14 2007, 01:10:04 AM (135 Views) | |
ohippy
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May 14 2007, 01:10:04 AM Post #1 |
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Original Opulent Optimist
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whoops, my bed just collapsed :blushing: |
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| Tiredwithtwins | May 14 2007, 01:47:05 AM Post #2 |
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:lol: :lol: :lol: |
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gobbyjock
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May 14 2007, 02:44:44 AM Post #3 |
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What were you up to?? :wink: :whistle: |
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Snappy
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May 14 2007, 07:46:56 AM Post #4 |
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Sexy Sizzling Schmoozer
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:lol: PMSL now that is funny :lol: |
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Bridiej
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May 14 2007, 08:26:32 AM Post #5 |
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Chattermonster Extraordinaire!
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:lol: |
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ohippy
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May 14 2007, 10:01:27 PM Post #6 |
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Original Opulent Optimist
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:blushing: I'm not telling |
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BIX
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May 14 2007, 10:04:42 PM Post #7 |
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Boner-fide Bonza Bloke
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There's far too much jiggery pokery going on here without my permission :angry: |
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ohippy
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May 14 2007, 10:30:54 PM Post #8 |
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Original Opulent Optimist
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sorry Bix :blushing: I didn't realise I needed permission to jump on the bed :lol: |
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| ProofReader | May 14 2007, 11:16:48 PM Post #9 |
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Did you say "jump" or "hump"?! :whistle: |
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BIX
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May 14 2007, 11:21:49 PM Post #10 |
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No wonder the bed collapsed if she had a camel on it :whistle: |
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| ProofReader | May 14 2007, 11:31:17 PM Post #11 |
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Hmmm, never thought of that, maybe it was two humps?! :o |
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Snappy
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May 15 2007, 07:41:35 AM Post #12 |
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or 4 humps if they were shagging as well :D |
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ohippy
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May 15 2007, 05:59:43 PM Post #13 |
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:lol: I'm not telling but the profiterole chocolate leftovers were involved :blushing: |
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catgirl
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May 15 2007, 10:06:04 PM Post #14 |
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whoa too much info heather :blushing: |
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ohippy
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May 15 2007, 10:18:22 PM Post #15 |
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Original Opulent Optimist
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It's not my fault :blushing: it's an Ikea bed :P |
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Snappy
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May 15 2007, 10:23:21 PM Post #16 |
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Sexy Sizzling Schmoozer
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Ewwww I was out and about selling Guide biscuits last night and a friend of mine said it was her fantasy to shag her man on a bed covered in the choc top cookies :blink: Needless to say I did offer her husband to buy a bulk order of choc top cookies although ethically not too sure how that stands with the whole Girl Guide thing :lol: |
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catgirl
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May 15 2007, 10:25:38 PM Post #17 |
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OMG some people :lol: there must be something better surely than choc chip cookies :wacko: |
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Snappy
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May 15 2007, 10:26:22 PM Post #18 |
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Sexy Sizzling Schmoozer
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The saying "it is better than sex" takes on a new meaning :lol: |
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catgirl
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May 15 2007, 10:27:17 PM Post #19 |
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:lol: would she take a cuppa to bed with her too - for afters :whistle: |
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Snappy
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May 15 2007, 10:29:28 PM Post #20 |
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Sexy Sizzling Schmoozer
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You wouldn't have to wait too long for the chocolate to melt once it has been dipped would you :o :lol: |
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BIX
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May 15 2007, 10:30:22 PM Post #21 |
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Boner-fide Bonza Bloke
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Please explain, I'm not following you :wacko: |
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Snappy
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May 15 2007, 10:33:10 PM Post #22 |
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Dunking the chocolate biscuit in the tea of course :mah: :lol: |
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BIX
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May 15 2007, 10:35:47 PM Post #23 |
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Boner-fide Bonza Bloke
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Oh. |
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catgirl
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May 15 2007, 10:37:19 PM Post #24 |
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Courageous Cuddly Kitty
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:lol: Bix :kissed: |
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ohippy
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May 16 2007, 12:02:12 AM Post #25 |
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Original Opulent Optimist
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I'd have thought cookies would be quite uncomfortable - you'd be finding crumbs for months !! ;) |
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gobbyjock
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May 16 2007, 01:57:49 AM Post #26 |
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Oh god nooooo - you know what crumbs are like for getting in those awkward crevices!! :wacko: I know you get extendable hoses on the hoover but sometimes they just don`t reach far enough!! :P |
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Snappy
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May 16 2007, 07:38:31 AM Post #27 |
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PSML :lol: :more: |
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