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song for the girls
Topic Started: Mar 11 2007, 09:20:34 AM (85 Views)
Soapy


SING IT GIRLS!!!

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that
I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on...
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!
I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those
Jeans!

Go on now - go! , Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!

[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all
your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!

[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
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Bridiej
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Chattermonster Extraordinaire!

:lol:
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Melibeam
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Most Exceptional Lady

Thanks Soapy

Thats made me laugh out loud :lol:
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TopCat3
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Tantalisingly Opulent Pussy, Caring And Thoughtful

:lol:
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Bordy
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Braw Auld Bampot
Soapy sent me this song recently.

Its to the tune of Walking in a winter wonderland.

Not sure why he sent it to me. :rolleyes:


Lacy things -- the wife is missin',
Didn't ask -- her permission,
I'm wearin' her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

In the store -- there's a teddy,
Little straps -- like spaghetti,
It holds me so tight,
Like handcuffs at night,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

In the office there's a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.

He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say,"Whoa, Man!"
"Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"

Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress -- like Madonna,
Put on some eyeshade,
And join the parade,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!

Lacy things... missin',
Didn't ask... permission,
Wearin' her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

Walkin' 'round in women's underwear,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!
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Bordy
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Braw Auld Bampot
OR.



Old Mother Hubbard went to the cubbard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over,
Rover took over
And the bitch got a bone of her own!
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Melibeam
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Most Exceptional Lady

Bordy I am very worried about you :wink:
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Soapy


Bordy
11th March, 2007 - 09:52pm
OR.



Old Mother Hubbard went to the cubbard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over,
Bix took over
And the bitch got a bone of her own!

ha ahha hahahah magic bordy :lol:
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catgirl
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Courageous Cuddly Kitty

:lol: they are all so funny :lol:
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Soapy


catgirl
12th March, 2007 - 10:02am
:lol: they are all so funny :lol:

i bet everyone sings it when they read it lol
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Snappy
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Sexy Sizzling Schmoozer

Yeap outloud and proud Soapy :lol:

All of them brilliant :thumbsup:
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Sam
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Spirited Alluring Maiden

Brilliant Soapy and Bordy

Made me laugh! :more:
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Anne
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Wonderful Winsome Wench

:applause: :dancemacarena: :thumb: :rofl:
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ohippy
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Original Opulent Optimist

:thumbsup:
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