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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 11 2007, 09:20:34 AM (85 Views) | |
Soapy
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Mar 11 2007, 09:20:34 AM Post #1 |
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SING IT GIRLS!!! At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry! I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans! Go on now - go! , Walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud! But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! |
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Bridiej
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Mar 11 2007, 11:09:28 AM Post #2 |
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Chattermonster Extraordinaire!
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:lol: |
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Melibeam
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Mar 11 2007, 12:00:46 PM Post #3 |
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Most Exceptional Lady
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Thanks Soapy Thats made me laugh out loud :lol: |
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TopCat3
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Mar 11 2007, 08:44:13 PM Post #4 |
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Tantalisingly Opulent Pussy, Caring And Thoughtful
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:lol: |
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| Bordy | Mar 11 2007, 09:50:47 PM Post #5 |
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Braw Auld Bampot
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Soapy sent me this song recently. Its to the tune of Walking in a winter wonderland. Not sure why he sent it to me. :rolleyes: Lacy things -- the wife is missin', Didn't ask -- her permission, I'm wearin' her clothes, Her silk pantyhose, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear. In the store -- there's a teddy, Little straps -- like spaghetti, It holds me so tight, Like handcuffs at night, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear. In the office there's a guy named Melvin, He pretends that I am Murphy Brown. He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say,"Whoa, Man!" "Let's wait until our wives are out of town!" Later on, if you wanna, We can dress -- like Madonna, Put on some eyeshade, And join the parade, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear! Lacy things... missin', Didn't ask... permission, Wearin' her clothes, Her silk pantyhose, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear. Walkin' 'round in women's underwear, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear! |
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| Bordy | Mar 11 2007, 09:52:09 PM Post #6 |
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Braw Auld Bampot
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OR. Old Mother Hubbard went to the cubbard to fetch her poor dog a bone. But when she bent over, Rover took over And the bitch got a bone of her own! |
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Melibeam
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Mar 12 2007, 09:25:41 AM Post #7 |
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Most Exceptional Lady
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Bordy I am very worried about you :wink: |
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Soapy
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Mar 12 2007, 09:36:22 AM Post #8 |
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ha ahha hahahah magic bordy :lol: |
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catgirl
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Mar 12 2007, 10:02:51 AM Post #9 |
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Courageous Cuddly Kitty
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:lol: they are all so funny :lol: |
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Soapy
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Mar 12 2007, 10:39:12 AM Post #10 |
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i bet everyone sings it when they read it lol |
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Snappy
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Mar 12 2007, 02:57:33 PM Post #11 |
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Sexy Sizzling Schmoozer
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Yeap outloud and proud Soapy
:lol: All of them brilliant :thumbsup: |
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Sam
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Mar 12 2007, 03:30:42 PM Post #12 |
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Spirited Alluring Maiden
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Brilliant Soapy and Bordy Made me laugh! :more: |
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| Anne | Mar 12 2007, 05:44:44 PM Post #13 |
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Wonderful Winsome Wench
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:applause: :dancemacarena: :thumb: :rofl: |
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ohippy
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Mar 12 2007, 10:52:38 PM Post #14 |
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Original Opulent Optimist
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:thumbsup: |
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