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One for the women
Topic Started: Mar 2 2007, 06:53:14 PM (55 Views)
Sam
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3 WOMEN AND 1 TICKET


Three women and three men are travelling by train to the Super Bowl.

At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the three women buy just one ticket.

"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the men.

"Watch and learn," answers one of the women.



They all board the train. The three men take their respective seats but all three women cram into a toilet together and close the door. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges With a ticket in hand. The conductor takes the ticket, stamps it and moves on.

The men see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea.

After the Game they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and save some Money. When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the Return trip but to thier astonishment, that the three women don't buy any ticket at all!!!

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed man.

"Watch and learn," answer the women.

When they board the train, the three men cram themselves into a toilet, and the three women cram into another toilet just across the way. Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the women leaves their toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the men are hiding. The woman knocks on their door and says, "Ticket, please."

And I'm still trying to figure out why men ever think they are smarter than women!!!




NO ANSWER, is there! :lol: :nosepicker:




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TopCat3
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I had to read the last paragraph twice, (slowly the 2nd time as I tend to skim) then :idea:

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Beki
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I like it! :thumbsup: :lol:
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BIX
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Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation.

They were determined to make this a real vacation escape by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some outrageous shorts, shirts and sandals.

The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their tourist garb.

They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a drop dead gorgeous blonde wearing a string bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare.

As the blonde passed them she smiled and said, "Good Morning, Father. Good Morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them individually; then she passed on by. They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests?

So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you saw them.

Once again, in their new attire, they settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a while, the same gorgeous blonde, this time topless with just a thong bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them.

Again she nodded at each of them, she said, "Good morning, Father.Good morning, Father," and started to walk away. One of the Priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just a minute young lady."

"Yes, Father?", she said. "We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did you know we are priests, dressed as we are?"

"Father, it's me, Sister Margaret."
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