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A joke; groan.....
Topic Started: Mar 1 2007, 09:55:38 PM (73 Views)
catgirl
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Courageous Cuddly Kitty

You may have heard this before:

An octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play ANY musical instrument you like".
The Englishmen gives him a guitar that he plays like Hendrix.
The Irishman gives him a piano that he plays better than Elton John.
The Scotsman throws him a set of bag pipes.
The Octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes and the Scotsman says "What's wrong? Can yer no play it?"
The octopus says "play it? I'm gonna f*** her brains out once I get her pyjamas off"!!
:lol:
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Anne
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Wonderful Winsome Wench

:rofl:
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Snappy
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Sexy Sizzling Schmoozer

:rofl: :thumbsup:
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BIX
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GranAnne4PaTerry
1st March, 2007 - 09:56pm


I feel sorry for the octopus. :P
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ohippy
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Original Opulent Optimist

:confused:

what on earth are you on about Bixy ????
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TopCat3
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Tantalisingly Opulent Pussy, Caring And Thoughtful

:kissed:

That brightened up the end of a long week for me thank you.

:lol:

You're pretty amazing aren't you?
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BIX
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ohippy
1st March, 2007 - 11:17pm
:confused:

what on earth are you on about Bixy ????


He was struggling to get her jammies orf :rolleyes:
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Beki
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BIX
1st March, 2007 - 01:51pm
ohippy
1st March, 2007 - 11:17pm
:confused:

what on earth are you on about Bixy ????


He was struggling to get her jammies orf :rolleyes:

and underneath her jammies it's just all hot air... I see why Bix's heart goes out to the octopus...


:o what no tenticles!
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Bridiej
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Chattermonster Extraordinaire!

:lol:
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catgirl
1st March, 2007 - 09:55pm
You may have heard this before:

An octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play ANY musical instrument you like".
The Englishmen gives him a guitar that he plays like Hendrix.
The Irishman gives him a piano that he plays better than Elton John.
The Scotsman throws him a set of bag pipes.
The Octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes and the Scotsman says "What's wrong? Can yer no play it?"
The octopus says "play it? I'm gonna f*** her brains out once I get her pyjamas off"!!
:lol:

:lol: :lol: am gonna tell this at work :lol:
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Anne
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Wonderful Winsome Wench

Woman standing in front of the mirror looking at herself after getting dressed. The husband comes up behind her and says "look at the size of that arse! It's as big as a 5 burner barbie!"


Later that night the couple are in bed and the man snuggles up and asks if she fancies sex. Woman replies "I'm not firing up a top of the range burner just for one mini snag!" :lol:
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