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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 16 2007, 10:41:02 AM (68 Views) | |
| Anne | Jan 16 2007, 10:31:11 AM Post #1 |
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Wonderful Winsome Wench
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Airer |
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| Anne | Jan 16 2007, 10:41:02 AM Post #2 |
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Wonderful Winsome Wench
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A bloke goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My goodness, are you the stripper from my stag night that I fooked on the snooker table with all my mates watching, while your partner whipped my arse with wet celery???" She looks into his eyes and calmly says: "No, I'm your son's maths teacher." |
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ohippy
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Jan 16 2007, 11:28:51 AM Post #3 |
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Original Opulent Optimist
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ohippy
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Jan 16 2007, 11:41:37 AM Post #4 |
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Original Opulent Optimist
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bucket |
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Snappy
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Jan 16 2007, 12:15:55 PM Post #5 |
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Sexy Sizzling Schmoozer
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:lmao: love it :D |
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| Anne | Jan 16 2007, 02:31:19 PM Post #6 |
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Wonderful Winsome Wench
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cooker |
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Snappy
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Jan 16 2007, 02:44:14 PM Post #7 |
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Sexy Sizzling Schmoozer
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Dunny :D |
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| Griffin | Jan 16 2007, 03:11:34 PM Post #8 |
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Gracious Rose In Fearless Flurry
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egg timer |
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Snappy
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Jan 16 2007, 03:13:04 PM Post #9 |
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Sexy Sizzling Schmoozer
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Frying pan |
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Sam
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Jan 16 2007, 10:10:01 PM Post #10 |
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Spirited Alluring Maiden
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Grater (as in cheese or whatever) |
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catgirl
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Jan 17 2007, 01:41:55 AM Post #11 |
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Courageous Cuddly Kitty
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Hairdryer |
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Sam
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Jan 17 2007, 08:39:42 AM Post #12 |
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Iron :wife: |
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| Anne | Jan 17 2007, 08:49:16 AM Post #13 |
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Wonderful Winsome Wench
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jug |
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Sam
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Jan 17 2007, 09:03:51 AM Post #14 |
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Spirited Alluring Maiden
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Kettle |
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catgirl
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Jan 17 2007, 06:41:34 PM Post #15 |
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Courageous Cuddly Kitty
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lamp |
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ohippy
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Jan 17 2007, 11:18:24 PM Post #16 |
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Original Opulent Optimist
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mattress |
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Sam
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Jan 18 2007, 06:40:38 AM Post #17 |
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Spirited Alluring Maiden
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Knives Sounds like N though :whistle: |
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| Anne | Jan 18 2007, 09:47:12 AM Post #18 |
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Wonderful Winsome Wench
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orange peeler |
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Snappy
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Jan 18 2007, 10:43:29 AM Post #19 |
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Sexy Sizzling Schmoozer
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Pan |
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ohippy
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Jan 18 2007, 11:38:04 AM Post #20 |
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Original Opulent Optimist
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queen size bed |
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catgirl
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Jan 18 2007, 06:57:01 PM Post #21 |
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Courageous Cuddly Kitty
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rolling pin |
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Sam
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Jan 18 2007, 08:32:48 PM Post #22 |
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Spirited Alluring Maiden
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Step Ladder |
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ohippy
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Jan 19 2007, 02:02:39 AM Post #23 |
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Original Opulent Optimist
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toaster |
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catgirl
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Jan 20 2007, 07:06:05 PM Post #24 |
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Courageous Cuddly Kitty
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umbrella |
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ohippy
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Jan 21 2007, 05:04:02 PM Post #25 |
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Original Opulent Optimist
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vaccum cleaner |
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catgirl
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Jan 21 2007, 08:01:06 PM Post #26 |
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Courageous Cuddly Kitty
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washing machine |
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ohippy
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Jan 21 2007, 11:21:23 PM Post #27 |
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could a xylophone be considered a household item ? |
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catgirl
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Jan 22 2007, 01:32:26 AM Post #28 |
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Courageous Cuddly Kitty
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yeah I will have yo-yo then! :whistle: |
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ohippy
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Jan 22 2007, 02:11:34 PM Post #29 |
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Original Opulent Optimist
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zip |
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Sam
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Jan 23 2007, 10:52:49 PM Post #30 |
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Spirited Alluring Maiden
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Amplifier |
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