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Topic Started: Jan 16 2007, 10:41:02 AM (68 Views)
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A bloke goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My goodness, are you the stripper from my stag night that I fooked on the snooker table with all my mates watching, while your partner whipped my arse with wet celery???"

She looks into his eyes and calmly says:




































"No, I'm your son's maths teacher."
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:)
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:lmao: love it :D
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Knives


Sounds like N though :whistle:
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could a xylophone be considered a household item ?
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21st January, 2007 - 10:21pm
could a xylophone be considered a household item ?

yeah

I will have yo-yo then! :whistle:
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